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Tenzhiro
08-13-2013, 10:58 PM
I always liked this on forums, each person post a phrase linked to the user above you. But you can only use three words!

Let me kick off with:

Once upon a

Jah
08-13-2013, 11:13 PM
time, a wild

Stusse
08-13-2013, 11:15 PM
lumberjack went out

Neant
08-13-2013, 11:19 PM
to search for

Maximum Adam
08-13-2013, 11:20 PM
his long lost

Stusse
08-13-2013, 11:22 PM
axe. Once he

nachoo123
08-13-2013, 11:42 PM
had found his

Necktra
08-13-2013, 11:45 PM
plastic axe, he

Jah
08-14-2013, 12:11 AM
Mashed his head.

Hawk
08-14-2013, 12:19 AM
because no internet

thorekz
08-14-2013, 12:36 AM
to play tibia

Hawk
08-14-2013, 12:51 AM
or jerk off

Jah
08-14-2013, 12:57 AM
or jerk off

So Hawk helped

thorekz
08-14-2013, 01:14 AM
him by bringing

Joshwa534
08-14-2013, 01:26 AM
the lube then

Hawk
08-14-2013, 01:27 AM
he drank lube

thorekz
08-14-2013, 01:55 AM
while the lumberjack

dinmamma
08-14-2013, 02:39 AM
was licking a

ceeburi
08-14-2013, 03:33 AM
shaft like an

Gordo
08-14-2013, 04:16 AM
american porn star.

popit
08-14-2013, 06:27 AM
A golden dildo

Blequi
08-14-2013, 10:39 AM
with golden vaseline

DarkRoses
08-14-2013, 10:53 AM
up the ass

thorekz
08-14-2013, 12:00 PM
of everyone in

dinmamma
08-14-2013, 04:00 PM
CipSoft member team

Tenzhiro
08-14-2013, 08:27 PM
. So Godzilla went

Stusse
08-14-2013, 09:15 PM
nuts and started

dinmamma
08-14-2013, 09:26 PM
collecting PoKeMoN, because

thorekz
08-15-2013, 12:35 AM
he needed them

ceeburi
08-15-2013, 05:10 AM
to plan his

dinmamma
08-15-2013, 05:21 AM
wedding with the

Gordo
08-15-2013, 09:32 AM
most beautiful creature

Tenzhiro
08-15-2013, 12:11 PM
in Tibia, called

Blequi
08-15-2013, 01:02 PM
Bond. James Bond

Jah
08-15-2013, 01:13 PM
Bond. James Bond

But Octopussy didn't..

thorekz
08-15-2013, 01:15 PM
bring lube so

popit
08-15-2013, 01:26 PM
the golden dildo

Jah
08-15-2013, 01:29 PM
the golden dildo

Was sold to..

popit
08-15-2013, 01:32 PM
Was sold to..

Justin Bieber, and

Jah
08-15-2013, 01:53 PM
Justin Bieber, and

His collection of..

dinmamma
08-15-2013, 02:58 PM
dildos was now

Tenzhiro
08-15-2013, 03:23 PM
almost completed, he

dinmamma
08-15-2013, 03:39 PM
had a dream

thorekz
08-15-2013, 04:08 PM
of inserting massive

Joey
08-15-2013, 05:57 PM
dildo in his

ceeburi
08-15-2013, 06:24 PM
so called tiny

Jah
08-15-2013, 06:28 PM
so called tiny

EAR! Thats why

Gordo
08-15-2013, 07:25 PM
he said, never

ceeburi
08-15-2013, 07:31 PM
say never, unless

thorekz
08-15-2013, 09:27 PM
you bring lube

Hawk
08-15-2013, 09:36 PM
and change subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jah
08-15-2013, 09:55 PM
From lube to..

Hawk
08-15-2013, 10:02 PM
nuclear astrophysics and...

Jah
08-15-2013, 10:13 PM
nuclear astrophysics and...

Huge, deep, VAGINAS!

Hawk
08-15-2013, 10:15 PM
Huge, deep, VAGINAS!

rather small , tight.

Jah
08-15-2013, 10:18 PM
rather small , tight.

Tight, then nucleared.

Hawk
08-15-2013, 10:37 PM
Tight, then nucleared.
He started ramming

dinmamma
08-15-2013, 11:36 PM
like he did

thorekz
08-16-2013, 01:39 AM
with the lube

Tenzhiro
08-16-2013, 01:14 PM
to obtain the

nachoo123
08-16-2013, 01:20 PM
Warlord sword he




EDIT: This is what we got at the moment, funny haha

Once upon a time, a wild lumberjack went out to saerch for his long lost axe.
Once he had found his plastic axe, he mashed his head.
Because no internet to play Tibia or jerk off so Hawk helped him by bringing the lube then he drank lube while the lumberjack was licking a shaft like an amercian porn star.
A golden dildo with golden vaseline up the ass of everyone in Cipsoft member team. So Godzilla went nuts and started collecting Pokemon, because he needed them to plan his wedding with the most beutiful creature in Tibia, called Bond. James Bond.
But Octopussy didn't bring lube so the golden dildo was sold to Justin Bieber, and His collection of dildos was now almost completed, he had a dream of inserting massive dildos in his so called tiny... EAR! That's why he said, never say never, unless you bring lube and change subject.
From lube to nuclear astrophysics and huge, deep... VAGINAS! rather small, tight.
Tight, then nucleared. He started ramming like he did with the lube to obtain the Warlord sword he ( to be continued)

Tenzhiro
08-16-2013, 01:27 PM
always wanted to

ceeburi
08-16-2013, 01:55 PM
slice the dildos

Xeromex
08-16-2013, 02:06 PM
and put them

dinmamma
08-16-2013, 02:44 PM
in his mouth

Flappy Joe
08-16-2013, 02:54 PM
just before he

Blequi
08-16-2013, 05:19 PM
thought: time to

thorekz
08-16-2013, 05:26 PM
buy more lube

Tenzhiro
08-25-2013, 06:49 PM
to start a

Blequi
08-25-2013, 08:29 PM
party with Batman

dinmamma
08-25-2013, 08:49 PM
and Robin and

ameradude
08-25-2013, 09:36 PM
A little girl

Gordo
08-26-2013, 06:39 AM
. But Batman was

ameradude
08-26-2013, 07:39 PM
Very excited because

dinmamma
08-26-2013, 08:33 PM
his penis was

Blequi
08-26-2013, 09:25 PM
smaller than one

ameradude
08-27-2013, 06:46 AM
of Kate Uptons

ceeburi
08-28-2013, 08:39 AM
slaves, which she

dinmamma
08-28-2013, 10:26 AM
used for her

Katwreck
08-28-2013, 10:43 AM
bath in the

zodiacboner
08-28-2013, 03:26 PM
Lake of fish

thorekz
08-29-2013, 02:06 AM
made of lube

Xcz
08-29-2013, 10:31 AM
and horses likes

VilleDaKing
08-29-2013, 07:27 PM
My huge dingdong

EDIT: small

dinmamma
08-30-2013, 11:15 AM
suddenly a big

Tenzhiro
08-30-2013, 02:50 PM
wild pokemon appeared.

thorekz
08-31-2013, 12:14 AM
. Meanwhile in Germany

hunner980
08-31-2013, 04:12 AM
people used lube

Gordo
08-31-2013, 05:43 AM
to help them

ceeburi
09-04-2013, 05:27 AM
self pleasure because

dinmamma
09-04-2013, 09:15 AM
lube is awesome.

Xcz
09-04-2013, 12:22 PM
Because it can

Blequi
09-04-2013, 02:13 PM
be used by

Flappy Joe
09-04-2013, 03:08 PM
the most retarded

dinmamma
09-04-2013, 03:31 PM
iBot users, since

ceeburi
09-05-2013, 06:20 AM
they are sold

Eion
09-05-2013, 06:40 AM
everywhere in Brazil.

PromB
09-05-2013, 10:41 PM
for less then

cris60
09-05-2013, 10:43 PM
a gerbil's nutsack

thorekz
09-05-2013, 10:52 PM
. Druids are overrated

Blequi
09-05-2013, 11:04 PM
while sorcerers are

hunner980
09-06-2013, 12:50 AM
over powered as

Blownosex
09-06-2013, 12:05 PM
fuck! that's why

PromB
09-06-2013, 01:47 PM
I'm playing knight

shinchan
09-06-2013, 01:55 PM
since with lube

dinmamma
09-06-2013, 01:56 PM
knights ass gets

shinchan
09-06-2013, 02:01 PM
shielded by more

dinmamma
09-08-2013, 10:31 AM
slimy faggots, but

popit
09-08-2013, 09:10 PM
all the lube

ameradude
09-09-2013, 04:22 AM
Has been stolen

killjoy
09-09-2013, 04:36 AM
By Three Blind

Omggg
09-25-2013, 03:54 AM
Vegetarian dinosaurs singing

gankbaka
09-25-2013, 03:56 AM
what the fuck?

ameradude
09-25-2013, 08:21 AM
This song was

Omggg
09-27-2013, 05:19 AM
Like Jurrasic Park

fahlbergv
09-27-2013, 08:26 AM
in 3d animation

Xeno Scripts
09-27-2013, 08:59 AM
and something nasty

fahlbergv
09-27-2013, 10:28 AM
came up and

dinmamma
09-27-2013, 10:42 AM
put a dildo

Kociii
09-27-2013, 11:06 AM
in the dirt

fahlbergv
09-27-2013, 11:12 AM
inside the little

Kociii
09-27-2013, 11:15 AM
inside the little
Wooden floor that



THE STORY SO FAR: Once upon a time, a wild lumberjack went out to search for his long lost axe. Once he had found his plastic axe, he Mashed his head. because no internet to play tibia or jerk off So Hawk helped him by bringing the lube then he drank lube while the lumberjack was licking a shaft like an american porn star. A golden dildo with golden vaseline up the ass of everyone in CipSoft member team . So Godzilla went nuts and started collecting PoKeMoN, because he needed them to plan his wedding with the most beautiful creature in Tibia, called Bond. James Bond But Octopussy didn't.. bring lube so the golden dildo Was sold to.. Justin Bieber, and His collection of.. dildos was now almost completed, he had a dream of inserting massive dildo in his so called tiny EAR! Thats why he said, never say never, unless you bring lube and change subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From lube to.. nuclear astrophysics and... Huge, deep, VAGINAS! rather small , tight. Tight, then nucleared. He started ramming like he did with the lube to
obtain the Warlord sword he always wanted to slice the dildos and put them in his mouth just before he thought: time to buy more lube to start a party with Batman and Robin and A little girl . But Batman was Very excited because his penis was smaller than one of Kate Uptons slaves, which she used for her bath in the Lake of fish made of lubeand horses likes My huge dingdong suddenly a big wild pokemon appeared. . Meanwhile in Germany people used lube to help them self pleasure because lube is awesome.Because it can be used by the most retarded iBot users, since they are sold everywhere in Brazil. for less then a gerbil's nutsack . Druids are overrated while sorcerers are over powered as fuck! that's why I'm playing knight since with lube knights ass gets shielded by more slimy faggots, but all the lube Has been stolen By Three Blind Vegetarian dinosaurs singing what the fuck? This song was Like Jurrasic Parkin 3d animation and something nasty came up and put a dildo in the dirt inside the little Wooden floor that

fahlbergv
09-27-2013, 11:21 AM
bieber hides lube

Vikto
09-28-2013, 02:26 AM
within his butthole

Maddude
09-28-2013, 03:01 AM
tighter than a

Kush
09-28-2013, 03:12 AM
monkey, and make

PromB
09-28-2013, 05:44 AM
industrial bananas for

popit
09-28-2013, 06:34 AM
the banana king

Aka Puppets
09-28-2013, 11:25 AM
who lived in

Xeno Scripts
09-28-2013, 11:32 AM
a piece of

dinmamma
09-28-2013, 12:07 PM
shit that smells

Tormiasz
09-28-2013, 12:25 PM
like a stinky

Maddude
09-28-2013, 01:02 PM
and sticky mess

RoxZin xD
09-28-2013, 06:11 PM
with flying horses

Aka Puppets
09-29-2013, 05:20 PM
who killed a

Farbror Kurd III
09-29-2013, 05:25 PM
Dog who was

Maddude
09-29-2013, 06:06 PM
half a leg

fahlbergv
09-30-2013, 06:17 AM
compared to the

Farbror Kurd III
09-30-2013, 06:53 AM
eagle beside him

fahlbergv
09-30-2013, 07:20 AM
which used to

dinmamma
09-30-2013, 07:49 AM
eat shit with

fahlbergv
09-30-2013, 08:12 AM
. There was also

Maddude
09-30-2013, 12:03 PM
a frog who

Farbror Kurd III
09-30-2013, 12:13 PM
danced around his

Maddude
09-30-2013, 12:19 PM
frog hole like

fahlbergv
09-30-2013, 12:29 PM
a crackfilled orangutang

reecey
09-30-2013, 12:33 PM
looking like a

Flappy Joe
09-30-2013, 02:05 PM
fat bunch of

reecey
09-30-2013, 02:07 PM
forum nerds going

Blequi
09-30-2013, 02:29 PM
to smoke weed

Flappy Joe
09-30-2013, 02:32 PM
with their school

reecey
09-30-2013, 02:45 PM
friends who also

Flappy Joe
09-30-2013, 02:48 PM
invited the teacher

Farbror Kurd III
09-30-2013, 02:57 PM
who likes boys

Maddude
09-30-2013, 03:00 PM
from a church

Flappy Joe
09-30-2013, 03:01 PM
where he played

Maddude
09-30-2013, 03:07 PM
the macarena like

Farbror Kurd III
09-30-2013, 03:15 PM
A Toy Boy

Maddude
09-30-2013, 03:17 PM
twiddling his thumbs

Tripkip
10-01-2013, 07:13 PM
Sucking donkey ballz

dinmamma
10-01-2013, 09:22 PM
like a true

Flappy Joe
10-01-2013, 09:24 PM
class A bender

Tripkip
10-02-2013, 11:50 AM
While wearing a

reecey
10-02-2013, 11:53 AM
nice pair of

dinmamma
10-02-2013, 12:00 PM
fake vaginas, performing

ozkl
10-03-2013, 02:35 PM
a duet with

Maddude
10-03-2013, 02:40 PM
justin bieber singing

reecey
10-03-2013, 03:08 PM
absolute shit and

Flappy Joe
10-03-2013, 10:32 PM
rimming his mate

Maddude
10-03-2013, 10:34 PM
while joe watches

Flappy Joe
10-03-2013, 10:35 PM
hardcore animal pr0n

Maddude
10-03-2013, 10:42 PM
. DarkstaR wasn't amused

Flappy Joe
10-03-2013, 10:46 PM
so decided to

Maddude
10-03-2013, 10:49 PM
delete this thread

Flappy Joe
10-03-2013, 10:50 PM
while tugging on

Maddude
10-03-2013, 11:08 PM
Joshwa534 man handles

Joshwa534
10-03-2013, 11:13 PM
Joshwa534 man handles

twerkin' in a

reecey
10-03-2013, 11:56 PM
twerkin' in a

basement looking like

popit
10-04-2013, 05:44 PM
a cyclops smith

Xeno Scripts
10-04-2013, 05:47 PM
but recently he

Xeromex
10-04-2013, 05:55 PM
hurt his ass

Flappy Joe
10-04-2013, 05:59 PM
because someone penetrated

Maddude
10-04-2013, 07:18 PM
floppys brain with

shadowseka
10-04-2013, 07:50 PM
a massive dildo

ameradude
10-04-2013, 08:36 PM
The dildo was

sotos
10-04-2013, 09:56 PM
was so beautiful

Maddude
10-04-2013, 09:59 PM
and was made

RoxZin xD
10-04-2013, 10:14 PM
with special lube

dinmamma
10-04-2013, 10:47 PM
, made of gold

TibiaInc
10-05-2013, 06:45 AM
by the king

fahlbergv
10-05-2013, 08:08 AM
of super mario

ozkl
10-05-2013, 08:13 AM
in his castle

Flappy Joe
10-05-2013, 09:12 AM
where he makes

Tripkip
10-05-2013, 09:26 AM
a mix between

RoxZin xD
10-05-2013, 02:30 PM
wrong posting

Xeromex
10-05-2013, 02:38 PM
My Edron Behemoths script which you're gonna test soon =)
http://i.qkme.me/3p3m40.jpg

RoxZin xD
10-05-2013, 02:42 PM
http://i.qkme.me/3p3m40.jpg

Replied wrong post =(

smeg
10-05-2013, 02:53 PM
a mix between

super mario's and

TibiaInc
10-05-2013, 03:48 PM
bloody black knights

shadowseka
10-05-2013, 04:05 PM
dancing in the

dinmamma
10-05-2013, 06:19 PM
dark with Bieber

smeg
10-05-2013, 06:51 PM
his boyfriend who

Tripkip
10-05-2013, 09:02 PM
Likes to hit

fahlbergv
10-06-2013, 06:10 AM
a girl which

TibiaInc
10-06-2013, 10:07 AM
sitting on toilet

fahlbergv
10-06-2013, 10:20 AM
but is not

Orming
10-06-2013, 12:16 PM
Taking a poop

fahlbergv
10-06-2013, 01:59 PM
inside the ring

reecey
10-06-2013, 02:35 PM
of absolute mind

TibiaInc
10-06-2013, 11:14 PM
but who cares

dinmamma
10-07-2013, 09:27 AM
THISSS ISS SPAARTAAA

fahlbergv
10-07-2013, 08:27 PM
and NOONE will

MajorLazer
10-07-2013, 08:44 PM
be afraid again.

sotos
10-07-2013, 11:05 PM
but we can,

Orming
10-08-2013, 12:13 AM
Find a path

gagec89
10-08-2013, 12:32 AM
Of least resistance

Gahariet
10-08-2013, 12:32 AM
to the eternity

Flappy Joe
10-08-2013, 12:40 AM
that will guide

gagec89
10-08-2013, 12:42 AM
The fine thread

fahlbergv
10-08-2013, 01:57 AM
a long way

Flappy Joe
10-08-2013, 02:25 AM
to help everyone

fahlbergv
10-08-2013, 02:34 AM
except justin bieber

Flappy Joe
10-08-2013, 02:37 AM
because floppy already

gagec89
10-08-2013, 03:09 AM
Took care of

Blequi
10-08-2013, 12:05 PM
Bieber, raping his

RoxZin xD
10-08-2013, 02:21 PM
ass without lube

gagec89
10-08-2013, 03:52 PM
By spitting on,

fahlbergv
10-08-2013, 09:28 PM
the lubetubes opening

furthewin33
10-12-2013, 03:26 PM
just so that

fahlbergv
10-12-2013, 03:30 PM
justin bieber could

TibiaInc
10-14-2013, 01:20 AM
do several faults

fahlbergv
10-14-2013, 08:11 AM
while playing tennis

TibiaInc
10-14-2013, 10:54 AM
with his brother

Zashalio
10-14-2013, 03:17 PM
he fucked up

TibiaInc
10-14-2013, 08:41 PM
some nasty hoes

fahlbergv
10-15-2013, 04:05 AM
while serving the

TibiaInc
10-15-2013, 11:15 AM
dinner for two

fahlbergv
10-15-2013, 03:54 PM
except that only

Shooter
10-15-2013, 08:16 PM
make your booty

TibiaInc
10-15-2013, 08:19 PM
shake so crazy

jaimee
10-15-2013, 08:47 PM
born live die

ozkl
10-15-2013, 09:43 PM
born live die

Ignoring this one.


shake so crazy

so it goes

TibiaInc
10-16-2013, 01:45 AM
like many others

RoxZin xD
10-16-2013, 02:41 AM
they flew to

ameradude
10-16-2013, 04:10 AM
Africa and licked

fahlbergv
10-16-2013, 04:21 AM
threehundred pandas in

TibiaInc
10-16-2013, 07:38 AM
several hidden places

ozkl
10-16-2013, 02:09 PM
several hidden places

and therefore got

RoxZin xD
10-16-2013, 03:09 PM
severely wounded by

reecey
10-16-2013, 03:37 PM
some form of