Twisted Wish Game

[Hammertime]

Twisted Wish Game: The first person who posts makes a wish for something. The second person posts and says that the wish was granted, but it was granted in a way that is odd and unexpected. After the second person fulfills the wish they must post their own wish.

Example

Poster #1: I wish it wasn't hot outside.
Poster #2: Wish granted! A giant ice comet crashes into your house and sends your neighborhood into a deep freeze. I wish my best friend were in town.
Poster #3: Wish granted! Your best friend is in town, but you had to go out of town. I wish...

I'll start this thing off.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Debond]

Wish granted! You've got a million dollars in exchange for your loved ones.
I wish to live forever.

[HonkaPonka]

Wish granted! You can live forever but you can't talk at all in your eternity.
I wish to be able to shit money.

[Hammertime]

Wish granted! You can shit money but it is so vile and disgusting that no one will accept it.

I wish I had a new car.

[HonkaPonka]

Wish granted! You can have a brand new car but it will be a nissan almera 2014 completely pink on the outside and inside.

I wish I had a Rolex.

[padj]

Wish granted! You can have a Rolex but the only one available was the one made for a giant which is the size of a bike wheel.

I wish for a festive treat.

[gagec89]

Wish granted! But the festive treat was made by someone infected with AIDS and they had a cut on their hands and infected your food!
I wish my GF would die.

[Hammertime]

Wish granted! Your GF is dead because you killed her, enjoy life in prison.
I wish my tibia character was level 1000.

[HonkaPonka]

Wish granted! Your tibia character is level 1000 because you gave Craban a blow job, enjoy being a homo :D.
I wish I was the leader of the main guild of Valoria.

[gabbe]

Wish granted! You are the leader of the main guild of Valoria.

Though, you're the only one still playing there. Enjoy server dominando!!! HEUHEUEHEUEHEU!

[Tripkip]

Wish granted! Your tibia character is level 1000 because you gave Craban a blow job, enjoy being a homo :D.
I wish I was the leader of the main guild of Valoria.

Wish Granted, this means you're fabio (wich obviously sucks cuz your're a br forum troll with no RL and bad pvp skills)
I wish all my chars would be solld now for the asking price.

[dinmamma]

Wish Granted, this means you're fabio (wich obviously sucks cuz your're a br forum troll with no RL and bad pvp skills)
I wish all my chars would be solld now for the asking price.

Wish granted! All your characters got sold but the bank scammed you and took the money! Enjoy!

I wish XB will have a wonderfull year with alot of awesome new features!

[Tripkip]

Wish granted, xenobot got every single feature u can imagine, possiblitys are endless.
however, whenever u inject any bot u'll get instantly banned by CIPS new detection tool.

I wish Cip Made a new and better PVP system, kinda like 7.6 where u got exp for PK

[fahlbergv]

Wish granted! You can only play non-pvp tho.

I wish I was signed by Ipswich town football club.

[Nappy]

Wish Granted. But you never get to play, always benched.
I wish I could solo an Orshabaal at level 8 on RL Tibia

[fahlbergv]

Wish granted! But you will die by every other creature.

I wish I found a good way to make money without working that much.

[Joey]

Wish granted! But you'll have to give all the money to charity!

I wish I had a super sd that oneshots everything in Tibia! (Unlimited Charges)

[Biesje Team]

Wish granted! But you'll have to give all the money to charity!

I wish I had a super sd that oneshots everything in Tibia! (Unlimited Charges)

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it is bound to your character and you are, ofcourse, a knight. :) Mlvl 15 is not that hard though, right? ;) Oh, one more thing, wearing it will give you a black skull, bummer!

I wish CIP realised how stupid those PVP Modes are.

[Makebank1]

Wish Granted! Unfortunately the new PvP system means you lose 80% of your total exp per death by player.

I wish I could turn invisible on demand. (IRL)