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derkonsito
03-30-2014, 09:40 PM
This is a 90% troll post and 10% very sirious. Heres the thing.

Everytime my makers make me cash i loose it all in skynet. I make about 600k daily and i cant stop losing it.

How you guys control yourselfs to not play!! Im always poor because of this. I tried not going to yala but its my fav city.

Tell me your stories and advices about this horrible situation

gabbe
03-30-2014, 10:00 PM
Stop playing by hands, only bot. That's how I do it! ;p

derkonsito
03-30-2014, 10:05 PM
Stop playing by hands, only bot. That's how I do it! ;p

U mean me putting a dicer ??

Leilar
03-30-2014, 10:06 PM
I don't need to play casino because I have a steady income of money. I know I will never be broke, because my cashmakers are always running. :D

derkonsito
03-30-2014, 10:07 PM
I don't need to play casino because I have a steady income of money. I know I will never be broke, because my cashmakers are always running. :D

As i said my cashmakers make me 600k a day i play casino just because i cant stop jajajaj

Elvang
03-30-2014, 11:36 PM
Maybe you shouldn't go to the casino irl then.

Luls
03-30-2014, 11:45 PM
Take your 600k. Walk up to the depot. Don't put it down, then walk away. Pretend you won 600k. Profit.

riddlaz
04-02-2014, 04:17 PM
Its because your a kid, and most likely cant gamble in real life.
Once you do gamble in real life, you'll realize you DONT NEED TOO.
Gambling in the end is NEVER profitable unless you are lucky and win a jackpot / lottery.

But it is not designed for you to win its designed for them to make profit and you to have fun, its an activity not a life choice.
I have never gambled on tibia and have never felt the need to, its waste of time.

At this point, even if you DO win like 2-3kk you are most likely already down 5-10kk from previous weeks of being an addict.
but will seem like you just "profited" When in reality you did not.

derkonsito
04-02-2014, 05:13 PM
Its because your a kid, and most likely cant gamble in real life.
Once you do gamble in real life, you'll realize you DONT NEED TOO.
Gambling in the end is NEVER profitable unless you are lucky and win a jackpot / lottery.

But it is not designed for you to win its designed for them to make profit and you to have fun, its an activity not a life choice.
I have never gambled on tibia and have never felt the need to, its waste of time.

At this point, even if you DO win like 2-3kk you are most likely already down 5-10kk from previous weeks of being an addict.
but will seem like you just "profited" When in reality you did not.

O.o yes im a kid 14 year old xD! And thanks this was nicr answer jaja!

DarkstaR
04-02-2014, 05:29 PM
Numbers are always stacked in favor of the house. If that wasn't the case, it wouldn't be the house.

Trust math, not luck.

Hawk
04-02-2014, 05:37 PM
Its because your a kid, and most likely cant gamble in real life.
Once you do gamble in real life, you'll realize you DONT NEED TOO.
Gambling in the end is NEVER profitable unless you are lucky and win a jackpot / lottery.

But it is not designed for you to win its designed for them to make profit and you to have fun, its an activity not a life choice.
I have never gambled on tibia and have never felt the need to, its waste of time.

At this point, even if you DO win like 2-3kk you are most likely already down 5-10kk from previous weeks of being an addict.
but will seem like you just "profited" When in reality you did not.

Explained.

derkonsito
04-03-2014, 02:42 AM
Ok this shit is getting serious after i made it not playing for 3 days i went and lost 1kk xD not even with that awesome answers i can stop daaamm

dinmamma
04-03-2014, 10:54 AM
You could start with "hello my name is derkonsito and I'm a gambling addict" and we would go "hello derkonsito, tell us about ur problems" and so on... then we would continue next week untill you are cured :)

Czarnyhh
05-04-2014, 03:53 AM
hahaha

kimpan1337
05-04-2014, 06:41 PM
If ur so addicted to this shit then stop play Tibia.