Write the most random story ever

[debben]

Hello!

This is basically a thread just to pass time.

You just write what comes to your head basically, structured into a story.

Ex.

"I just saw this bird, he literally sat on this brown cookie. However, the brown cookie developed into something more beautiful.. the bird and the cookie evolved together into a birdcookie. Then it flew away flapping its cookie wings."

[Flappy Joe]

you must be really really high

[Y2Quake]

what are you talking about?

[Jah]

It all started when our uber geek, Jay Jew, woke up in a haunted thicket. It was the tenth time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly concerned, Jay Jew grabbed a ninja star, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, he realized that his beloved Dildo was missing! Immediately he called his lover, Leroy Jenkins. Jay Jew had known Leroy Jenkins for (plus or minus) half a million years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. Leroy Jenkins was unique. He was intelligent though sometimes a little... abrasive. Jay Jew called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Leroy Jenkins picked up to a very happy Jay Jew. Leroy Jenkins calmly assured him that most 3-legged wallabies sneeze before mating, yet spotted wolf hamsters usually wildly belch *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Jay Jew. Why was Leroy Jenkins trying to distract Jay Jew? Because he had snuck out from Jay Jew's with the Dildo only four days prior. It was a sassy little Dildo... how could he resist?

It didn't take long before Jay Jew got back to the subject at hand: his Dildo. Leroy Jenkins yawned. Relunctantly, Leroy Jenkins invited him over, assuring him they'd find the Dildo. Jay Jew grabbed his refrigerator and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Leroy Jenkins realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Dildo and he had to do it aimlessly. He figured that if Jay Jew took the spaceship, he had take at least six minutes before Jay Jew would get there. But if he took the Black Sheep? Then Leroy Jenkins would be exceedingly screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Leroy Jenkins was interrupted by six funny-smelling Cipsoft-memberss that were lured by his Dildo. Leroy Jenkins yawned; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling exasperated, he recklessly reached for his live hand grenade and aimlessly stroked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the magical cornfield, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Black Sheep rolling up. It was Jay Jew.

[debben]

Floppy Jimmy, just overflowing with fantasy :)

Y2Quake, read the thread description and you'll understand the 'purpose' of it.

J0ker, hahahahaha, totally brainfucked

[Y2Quake]

debben u didn't understand, that was what i was thinking, it's my part of the history haha

[Jah]

J0ker, hahahahaha, totally brainfucked

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[debben]

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MOAR STORIES!

[Julius]

It was a guy once...