Three word story

[playmate]

Ok, so, every post contains three (and only three) words. The thing is to continue on the post above, and so on.

Example:


Post1:

A huge walrus
Post2:

ass was getting
Post3:

beaten by a

etc...


If two posters answer the same post, I guess the following poster can choose which to continue on.

[playmate]

STARTING!

A paranoid botter

[Banantwist]

Sold all accounts

[Royaliti]

to his mother

[Flappy Joe]

in the ass

[Mega]

while brushing teeth

[playmate]

and shaving his

[Banantwist]

ugly pubic hair

[Flappy Joe]

because it smelt

[Mega]

freshly baked lemon pie

[Flappy Joe]

fresh from the

[playmate]

stomach of a

[Flappy Joe]

big black horse

[Mega]

with rotating vagina

[playmate]

on the run

[Flappy Joe]

from a small

[playmate]

irritating alien that

[Banantwist]

had a penis

[Flappy Joe]

as floppy as

[Mega]

a camels toe

[Royaliti]

that smells sweet

[playmate]

just like my

[Flappy Joe]

big wet penis

[Royaliti]

that i hate

[Flappy Joe]

because it has

[playmate]

your face on

[Flappy Joe]

the tip of

[Royaliti]

a big lemon

[Mega]

thats made of

[Royaliti]

beer and whores

[Mega]

that loves the

[Royaliti]

cookies in a

[Banantwist]

jar with nasty

[playmate]

Fat, wet juicy

[Flappy Joe]

brown, meat pie

[playmate]

in form of

[Flappy Joe]

a long tampon

[playmate]

but since the

[Glitch]

stupid whores liked

[Gonza]

fucking horses in

[Mega]

mission impossible three

[Flappy Joe]

she got wet

[Mega]

in and out

[Raz]

up and down

[playmate]

until she got

[Flappy Joe]

dizzy and confused

[Royaliti]

with her umbrella

[playmate]

she flew away

[Elvang]

while her boobs

[Flappy Joe]

flopped really fast

[Mega]

in chinese writing

[Flappy Joe]

while her mother

[Mega]

ate hotdogs in

[Flappy Joe]

her brothers bum

[Mega]

while her other

[playmate]

brother came into

[Mega]

conclusion that the

[Gonza]

world had actually..

[playmate]

made the decision

[Royaliti]

with the russians

[Flappy Joe]

that DarkstaR had

[Mega]

been having sexual

[Flappy Joe]

fantasies about xenobot

[playmate]

instead of creating

[Gonza]

mechanical dildos, which

[playmate]

I use to

[Flappy Joe]

make myself hard

[Raz]

whilst sucking on

[playmate]

my brand new

[Raz]

electronic spinning chode

[Mega]

which is made

[Glocieus]

from glass bottle

[Mega]

sculptured by an

[Glitch]

modern day artist

[Flappy Joe]

which licks alot

[Xeno Scripts]

of pussy and

[Royaliti]

big wet titties

[Flappy Joe]

to satisfy their

[Spreez]

nasty purple mooses

[Mega]

With pink underwear

[Glocieus]

that was bought

[Mega]

from an indian

[playmate]

astronaut and his

[Raz]

fellow smelly mates

[Gonza]

who were going

[Fandango]

to the gym

[Glocieus]

because he is

[Mega]

Homosexually intelligent in

[Raz]

The ways of

[Mega]

anal probing on

[Hendy]

the street opposite

[Raz]

from where he

[Mega]

got his ass

[Dizix]

beaten up by

[Paush]

a couple of

[Gordo]

young girl scouts

[Dizix]

giving birth to

[Paush]

peanut butter covered

[Dizix]

firefighter with horrible

[fabbelito]

anabolic grown hair

[Mega]

in a turkish

[Dizix]

smelling like pancakes

[Apotheosis]

suck bag dicks

[Dizix]

and the cake

[J.Dre]

had white stuff

[Dizix]

which is unusual

[J.Dre]

because cakes are

[Dizix]

often a lie

[J.Dre]

@up, That makes no sense. How the hell can a cake be a lie?

[DarkstaR]

Neither does 'suck bag dicks' make sense.

Lololol
Does any of it make sense?

@Thread
because of nipples

[J.Dre]

there is milk...

[Tala]

for Tala to

[Junnior]

suck on a

[J.Dre]

fat kids toe?

@up,

... :confused:

[Dizix]

infected by a

[Tala]

Infectious disease that

[J.Dre]

eats your face

[Dizix]

with a rusty

[Apotheosis]

infected by a

Infectious disease that

@ its so weird that an infection its cause by an infected disease O_O

pork penis sword

[Dizix]

that once was

[Hendy]

On top of

[Dizix]

a massive pile

[Kim]

of organic matter

[Paush]

that could never

[Phenox]

be eaten or

[Kim]

picked up for

[Dizix]

it was magicial

[Kim]

but it had

[Dizix]

a policecar attached

[J.Dre]

without any paint

[Dizix]

where the spoon

[Xeno Scripts]

was taken from

[J.Dre]

your mom's nose...

:confused:

[Dizix]

that kinda looked

[Royaliti]

like a baws

[J.Dre]

with red feet

[Royaliti]

and an orange

[J.Dre]

mouth that hit

[Royaliti]

me in the

[xXiSlaughterXx]

penis, which then

[Tala]

sucked until I

[xXiSlaughterXx]

blew my load

[Dizix]

all over the

[xXiSlaughterXx]

mirror in the

[Dizix]

livingroom where the

[J.Dre]

man from my

[danonix]

rocket in pocket

[Apotheosis]

dragon ball z

[Sspanky]

Bought a cucumber

[danonix]

which wasnt cucumber

[Dizix]

it was actually

[Apotheosis]

it was actually

Yamcha grabbing bulmas........

[Spectrus]

oddly proportioned toe

@thread, fuck this is weird. Just read it all the way through. Seems like there are lots of immature nerds on the forums (a).

edit: pi posts.

[Dizix]

Which was infected

Wesker... What's up with dragonball, nauruto crap all the time?

[Remstyle]

with nasty chlamydia

[Royaliti]

that tasted funny

[Sspanky]

but strangely adictive

[HonkaPonka]

and then ate

[Dizix]

HonkaPonka, THAT WAS 4 WORDS Q.Q

An entire elephant

[HonkaPonka]

Dizix Fixed;)

that had a

[Y2Quake]

Monkey on its (ye, i didn't read the history)

[J.Dre]

last day to

[Moses]

fall in love

[J.Dre]

with your mom

[Dizix]

within a truck

[Sspanky]

full of excrement

[Dizix]

which was unusual

[Three]

but also very

[Sspanky]

Exciting and the

[Dizix]

Chicken coop exploded

[Srosse]

into a gigantic

[Dizix]

Basketball filled with

[J.Dre]

chocolate from your

[Jonny The Smurf]

Easter Chocolaty Bunny

[Sspanky]

That later became

[HonkaPonka]

A mutated bunny

[Apotheosis]

died of aids

[Sspanky]

due to unprotected

[Jah]

Sex with faggots.

[HonkaPonka]

Another story begins

[Jah]

But ends fast.

[HonkaPonka]

because of Joker..

[Apotheosis]

diying of aids

[HonkaPonka]

as he had

[Jah]

So did Wesker.

[Raspius]

and the end.

[Joey]

He ate chocolate

[Jah]

I'll start a new story, let this be serious pleax.
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Joey the RPG'er..

[Yok]

Molested a dog

[Jah]

Molested a dog

while being molested

[Raspius]

in a tent

[Jah]

By another dog

[Sspanky]

but it didnt

[Jah]

enjoy it, so