Syntax
10-19-2012, 10:18 PM
This game is currently in BETA, so let's try one session, and I'll tweak the rules afterwards.
Definitions:
session = every 100 posts (subject to change)
target = the user that posted before you
bullshitting = trying to cheat, bluff, being shitty at math, or not following the rules properly
attack = 50 hitpoints
heal = 30 hitpoints
selfheal = 40 hitpoints
Rules:
You must have 100+ posts to play.
Your RL Name cannot be any of the following: Chad.
Your posts have to be 2 posts apart.
eg: Player 1 posts. Player 2 posts. Player 1 cannot post until a third player posts. Then player 1 can post.
You have one life per session. You can play at any time during that session. If you die you have to wait until the next.
If you are caught bullshitting, the next player can hit you for 500% *additional* damage if they call you out!
How to Play:
Your starting health is: 1000 - (posts in session * 10)
eg: if I join and there's 35 posts in the session, my starting health is: 650
After you start, your health is then determined by the actions of players.
You HAVE to post your current health each time you post. It is up to you to keep track of your health. If you don't post it or if it's incorrect, you can get caught for bullshitting.
You can choose to heal your target, selfheal, or to attack them.
If you choose to attack them, you will take 150% more damage from the next attack inflicted on you.
If you choose to heal them, they cannot heal you for their next 2 turns.
If you choose to selfheal, you cannot selfheal your next turn.
Powerups:
Occasionally, powerups will spawn in the first post. They will come with instructions.
If you wish to use it, simply put the powerup in your post. If someone has already used it before you. You CANNOT use it.
You can try, but you'd be bullshitting :o
Accidental Posts:
Maybe you were targeting someone, but someone posted before you? Maybe you accidently double posted?
If you don't want to be called out for bullshit, edit your post and add "-accident-" in big red letters.
Make sure to leave your post contents in there.
Offtopic Posts:
Not yet. Don't do it.
How to Win:
Every 100th post, the person(s) with the most remaining hitpoints in that session win.
Definitions:
session = every 100 posts (subject to change)
target = the user that posted before you
bullshitting = trying to cheat, bluff, being shitty at math, or not following the rules properly
attack = 50 hitpoints
heal = 30 hitpoints
selfheal = 40 hitpoints
Rules:
You must have 100+ posts to play.
Your RL Name cannot be any of the following: Chad.
Your posts have to be 2 posts apart.
eg: Player 1 posts. Player 2 posts. Player 1 cannot post until a third player posts. Then player 1 can post.
You have one life per session. You can play at any time during that session. If you die you have to wait until the next.
If you are caught bullshitting, the next player can hit you for 500% *additional* damage if they call you out!
How to Play:
Your starting health is: 1000 - (posts in session * 10)
eg: if I join and there's 35 posts in the session, my starting health is: 650
After you start, your health is then determined by the actions of players.
You HAVE to post your current health each time you post. It is up to you to keep track of your health. If you don't post it or if it's incorrect, you can get caught for bullshitting.
You can choose to heal your target, selfheal, or to attack them.
If you choose to attack them, you will take 150% more damage from the next attack inflicted on you.
If you choose to heal them, they cannot heal you for their next 2 turns.
If you choose to selfheal, you cannot selfheal your next turn.
Powerups:
Occasionally, powerups will spawn in the first post. They will come with instructions.
If you wish to use it, simply put the powerup in your post. If someone has already used it before you. You CANNOT use it.
You can try, but you'd be bullshitting :o
Accidental Posts:
Maybe you were targeting someone, but someone posted before you? Maybe you accidently double posted?
If you don't want to be called out for bullshit, edit your post and add "-accident-" in big red letters.
Make sure to leave your post contents in there.
Offtopic Posts:
Not yet. Don't do it.
How to Win:
Every 100th post, the person(s) with the most remaining hitpoints in that session win.