Funniest Things you did while being Noob.

So as the topic says post the funniest shit you did when you were New to tibia.

Im gonna start :

Well when I was like lvl 3 or 4 and didnt know how to trade.. i put the goods in dead rats and threw them to the trading partner and in the same time he throw his dead rat to me. was funny as hell when a rat got older and couldnt be used anymore haha.
Or on Rookgard when people said.. come use on me then on you... Im gonna heal you...I was so dumb haha I actually did it .. then i ran away to chain armor quest.. Got trapped and died.
After I finally Reached Mainland.. I choose Paladin cuz i thought its a strong warrior.. Well I took a sword Chain Set and begun to Exp on Trolls at thais. After I found a stronger Axe i took that one..
I was like holy f** thats so much more dmg then i done before ... After 1-2 Days I saw a Paladin hunting trolls with Arrows I was like what a fuckin Noob using Bow on a Melee Character.
It took me 2 more days to realize that Paladins Are Distance Fighter haha. Well my Nick was Trian Exorel.. and people on mainland used to cast Exura all the time... Well always when someone wrote
Exura or Exori I was like ...? ...? what do you want from me??... Or the First time i saw depo ... I was playing a bit with my cousin and some friends..We never really knew why all people stood next to the depo counter.. I just used it and a box opened up I was really scared to put something in cuz i thought everyone could take it ..Yeah yeah old tibia times haha now you guys :D

Well mine is pretty bad. Me and two of my cousins had just started. They was around lvl 6-7 and i was lvl 5 i believe. At the time it was in like 2009 or 2010 I believe. Well i was looking around while they was hunting. I discovered the orc place with the wasp when you just go straight after crossing the first bridge then go down the hole and stuff. Killed the wasp and it had taken me to yellow. Well the orc was saying stuff to me like his language etc and i was telling him to stop atking me cause i didn't want to kill him. (Was on pvp). I tried to run i was calling him a fucking fag, cunt, pussy, etc and he eventually killed me. I tried to send him a private message but it says char didnt exist. As i was sitting there madder then hell i was gonna ask my cousins across the room to help me kill this person named Orc. They started dieing laughing at me saying it was a creature. I felt like a pure dumbass afterwards lol

haha good one someone else want to share his stories? :D

I think drinking slime on Rookgaard is a classic specially when english is not your native language

wow racist

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Originally Posted by GammaPwns

wow racist

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How is that racist? lmao

The funniest part was staying in rook for over 3 weeks to reach level 8.
Also dying over and over and over again, trying to solo the katana and minotaur hell quests xD
I felt as a real hero when I finally finishing it after a try of 10.
Then I went helping my reals cleaning it and ended up dying another couple of times hahaha

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Originally Posted by reaper15

Well mine is pretty bad. Me and two of my cousins had just started. They was around lvl 6-7 and i was lvl 5 i believe. At the time it was in like 2009 or 2010 I believe. Well i was looking around while they was hunting. I discovered the orc place with the wasp when you just go straight after crossing the first bridge then go down the hole and stuff. Killed the wasp and it had taken me to yellow. Well the orc was saying stuff to me like his language etc and i was telling him to stop atking me cause i didn't want to kill him. (Was on pvp). I tried to run i was calling him a fucking fag, cunt, pussy, etc and he eventually killed me. I tried to send him a private message but it says char didnt exist. As i was sitting there madder then hell i was gonna ask my cousins across the room to help me kill this person named Orc. They started dieing laughing at me saying it was a creature. I felt like a pure dumbass afterwards lol

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hehe there is actually a guy on one of my servers named "orc" xD

I started tibia around 2005 when my cousin was already playing on Valoria as much as a noob I was I didn't know which world to create a char on so I made a char on Arcania and walked around rookgaard for a week picking up trash buckets and books and all that random crap until I talked to him on msn and I made a char on Valoria. It took me like 3-4 days to get through rook and yeah noob.com haha

Edit 1: Also forgot to add that thing about ladders took me quite a bit to learn how to use them and I always clicked on them the wrong way so I kept gettting stuck. Since I edited I remember ed another story back when I played hiberna I had a lvl 14 pally called Vama Darco and there was this "huge free items" and I managed to get Boh, a Arcane Staff and an Avenger i'm pretty sure and I tried to buy an account on the trade channel for boh and got scammed but I managed to sell the avenger and arcane staff. Sold the staff for 40k and bought full citizen than later I downloaded a free premium thing that I thought was legit and got hacked and lost all my noob shit and I was devastated for like a month hahaha

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Originally Posted by Erra

How is that racist? lmao

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I was joking . I just wanted to write it the way he wrote it. xD