Riddles and WordPlay!

[Flappy Joe]

@Wesker

No and no ;D

[DPK]

@SamDaMan
The Match? :O

[Apotheosis]

You may sense me all around you,
but I'm not something you can see.
You wont find me in this paragraph,
but speak it and I'm set free.


voice

And a riddle I really like:

I can grow,
I can feed,
I can breath,
yet I do not live.
What am I?

heres my dilema how something thats not alive can breath....

im betting all my money on :

goku of dragon ball Z
he grows
he feed
he breath
yet hes not alive

or

naruto

[J.Dre]

im betting all my money on :

goku of dragon ball Z
he grows
he feed
he breath
yet hes not alive

or

naruto

If either of those are correct, I hate the OP.

[Flappy Joe]

@Wesker

That is not the answer.

I am adrunk but ...

WHY WOUDL THAT BE THE ANSWER?

[Tala]

You're hiking by yourself out in the middle of nowhere. After a few hours of passing the same tree again and again, you realize you're lost. As it grows darker, so grows your fear of being eaten by wild animal, or simply freezing to death in the rapidly falling temperature. When all hope looks lost, out of the corner of your eye you spot a beaten up old cabin. You run over to it, praying it's unlocked. The door was a little jammed, but luckily you got inside. However, it's pitch black by now -- inside and out -- and if you don't get a fire started soon you'll surely die. In the darkness you can barely make out the shape of a lantern, and next to it a book of matches. Fumbling in the dark, you open the book to realize there's but one match left. You realize that you can either light the lantern, or use the match to light the stove to your left for warmth, but it'll be hard to do so without any additional light. Do you use your one and only match on the lantern, and scope around the cabin for more supplies? Do you attempt to the light the stove, placing your hope in the single match? Hypothermia is beginning to set it, and you've got to make your decision fast.

What do you light first?

Light the lantern, scope out the room, and chuck it at the stove when you're done with it. The lantern will explode, lighting the stove, and possibly, the whole cabin on fire. Problem solved.

And that other answer is hilarious because he seems to be serious LOL

[Apotheosis]

@Wesker

That is not the answer.

I am adrunk but ...

WHY WOUDL THAT BE THE ANSWER?

u_U im so bad at this game