Quote Originally Posted by reecey View Post
Some kid tried to steal my bike about 2 years ago... I ran out the shop and threw a can of beer off his head from about 8 yards away, he fell off, i kicked the shit out of him and took my bike in the shop, got another beer, paid for the one i threw and a new one.

I guess this qualifies as a paladin if you guys get to be paladins for throwing stones

hahaha