I care, but the name of yours I do not approve of. Allow me to explain my reasons why;
Smeg
Comes from the word "smegma", meaning the cheesy crud on the end of your dick, if you're a guy and dont wash your dick properly.
For the proof of this, a disciple of mine has referred me to a creation of humanities which apparently confirms the meaning of words.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smeg
I intend not to offend and wish thy all the success in your lifespan. You can thank Adam and Eve for it not lasting forever like I had planned.