Game of Thrones Season 5 - Episode 1 premieres April 12th, 2015

[Luls]

Jesus fucking Christ! So much happened that episode!


WARNING: SPOILERS

Arya can do the face changing thing now, killed the person at the top of her list, and went blind.
Sansa jumped off a fucking castle wall with Theon!
Cersei's walk of shame (dat body, doe)
Jaymie found out that Myrcella knows that he is her father, then dies from poison after they leave Bravos.
The mountain is back, bitches!
I'm not sure who it was on all the horses that found Daenerys (was it the Dothraki?!)
Tyrion is going to help rule Meereen while they track Daenerys down.
Surprise motherfuckers, Varys is back too!
Half of Stannis' army leaves after he kills his daughter, with all of their horses, and his wife hangs herself.
Melisandre leaves Stannis
Brienne killed Stannis!
Sam told Jon that he lost his virginity (gosh, he was so excited to tell someone), and left The Wall.
Melisandre shows up at the wall
Jon gets fucked the hell up!

Did I miss anything? So much fucking happened ohmygod!